I get asked plenty of questions about weddings, funerals, costs and availability. Here are the ones that come up most often. Can't find what you're looking for? Just get in touch.
Can you marry us?
Yes. All Humanist Society Scotland celebrants are authorised to conduct legal marriage ceremonies.
How much?
For 2026 I charge £452 for weddings. I usually send an invoice about a month before the big day. The fee includes travel as well as an all-important final review chat, sometime in the fortnight before the big day.
Do I travel?
Yes, I’d love to conduct your ceremony in the Seychelles, but I’m not sure if I’d be authorised.
Extensive travel beyond about an hour from Edinburgh I charge additionally. I’ve got a very old VW Golf to nurse into becoming a classic.
Can I check if you're available?
Yup. Click here for my calendar. If I have the whole day booked, then I’m either going to be on a well-deserved holiday or I’ve got a wedding booked. Attempting two ceremonies in a day is asking for trouble which I avoid.
What happens if I am unwell or get stuck lumbered with dog sitting?
Could you send some doggy treats please? For illness, the Humanist Society Scotland has it covered with their promise that should something happen to your chosen celebrant, a replacement will be found. The last time I stepped in for a colleague, it was an elopement ceremony at Glencoe. It rained throughout but I had my wellies with me.
How to book?
Simple.
Contact me, we arrange a chat, often virtually or you can come to my house. I’ll sometimes supply Border dark chocolate and ginger biscuits.
Allow about an hour.
You decide. You book on the Humanist Society Scotland website. To secure your date, you’ll be asked to pay £98 to cover the booking fee, including the promise and you’ll get a two-year couple membership.
If you decide I’m not right for you, no harm done. Clearly, your judgement is questionable. Just give me the biscuits back if you came to my house.
What do I wear?
You tell me, but it’s usually a suit, trews or a kilt (not on a hot day – I get moist easily). I used to say to couples they had four choices, those 3 I’ve mentioned or fancy dress until a groom mentioned his favourite football team strip, at which point the bride nearly called it off.
